Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
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