No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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