Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
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