So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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