Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Randomize
