If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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