you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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