still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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