yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
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