I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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