Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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