oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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