Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
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