I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
