But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Someone shit on the floor
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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