Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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