So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Randomize
