i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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