I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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