I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i drank out of a bidet.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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