do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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