and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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