do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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