it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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