I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
