I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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