Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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