hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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