I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
You pole danced in your parka.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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