Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
