It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
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