Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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