Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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