He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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