he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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