Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
A+ Viking dick
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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