Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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