just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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