i just had sex bonerless
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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