addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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