i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
and she was petting her beer can
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
Randomize
