i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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