Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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