See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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