I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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