talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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