Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
Randomize
