I wannas sexs uuuuu
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Randomize
