i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?
That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?
Touche.
I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
