so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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