when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I wish i was in the wii world.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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