Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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